Who Am I?

I've been procrastinating about starting this blog because I didn't know who I wanted to be on it.  Did I want to use my real name, unique spelling and all, or try to hide my identity so that I could rant about things that might get me in trouble?  

I've decided to behave myself and only write about things that will not get me fired, reprimanded, or sighed at by my mother.  I think it still gives me a lot of leeway.